Thursday, March 28, 2024

Giuliani as Trump’s cybersecurity adviser is an unfunny joke

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I had just finished hacking the Gibson when I heard the news: Rudy Giuliani, the guy who said he was gonna solve cybersecurity, had just been named Trumps cyber advisor. I hopped onto our hacker mafias government-proof encrypted chat app to make sure everyone knew that we were in real trouble. When I got no response from Mr. Robot or Anonymous I got my rollerblades on, and got out of my moms basement as fast as possible.

I dialed our ringleader with a secret, anti-authority encryp…
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